Description
Show your machinist edge and seasoned sarcasm with this fierce skull design! Featuring a gritty skull with a mohawk and crossed calipers, this bold graphic screams “Grumpy Old Machinist – You’re About To Exceed The Limits Of My Medication.” Lightning bolts and rough typography give it an extra dose of attitude.
Perfect for veteran machinists who’ve earned their stripes, this design reflects the tough, no-nonsense spirit of the trade. Whether you’re in the shop or off-duty, you’ll stay comfortable and stand out.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is a top pick for machinists proud of their skills and sarcasm.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@lonestarcountry.online with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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